In the beginning Shotty created the scout and the nova knife. Now the nova knife was weak and niche, poor hit detection was over the surface of the latency, and the Spirit of Shotty was hovering over the burnzones.

And Shotty said, GÇ£Let there be Minmatar scouts,GÇ¥ and there were Minmatar scouts. Shotty saw that the Minmatar scout was good, and he separated the Minmatar scout from the poor hit detection. Shotty called the Minmatar scout GÇ£Minja,GÇ¥ and the poor hit detection he called GÇ£CCP.GÇ¥ And there was scout, and there was nova knifeGÇöthe first Minja.

And Shotty said, GÇ£Let there be profile dampening between the scouts to separate tourists from true scouts.GÇ¥ So Shotty made the profile dampening and separated the true scouts under the profile dampening from the tourists above it. And it was so. Shotty called the profile dampening, GÇ£sky.GÇ¥ And there was scout, and there was nova knifeGÇöthe second Minja.

And Shotty said, GÇ£Let the true scouts under the dampening be gathered to one place, and let remote explosives appear.GÇ¥ And it was so. 10 God called the remote explosives GÇ£REs,GÇ¥ and the gathered true scouts he called GÇ£Nos Nothi.GÇ¥ And Shotty saw that it was good.

Then Shotty said, GÇ£Let the REs produce rage: pissed off heavies and slayer logis on the REs that bear tears with QQ in it, according to their various kinds.GÇ¥ And it was so. The REs produced rage: heavies bearing tears according to their kinds and slayer logis bearing tears with QQ in it according to their kinds. And Shotty saw that it was good. And there was scout, and there was nova knifeGÇöthe third Minja.

And Shotty said, GÇ£Let there be active scanners in the dampeners of the sky to separate the tourists from the true scouts, and let them serve as signs to mark sacred times, and Minjas and Spoofs, and let them be active scanners in the dampeners of the sky to give tears on the REs.GÇ¥ And it was so. Shotty made two great scoutsGÇöthe greater scout to govern the Registry and the lesser scout to govern YouTube. He also made the snipers. Shotty set them in the dampeners of the sky to give bullets on the REs, to govern the Minja and CCP, and to separate tourists from true scouts. And Shotty saw that it was good. And there was scout, and there was nova knifeGÇöthe fourth Minja.

And Shotty said, GÇ£Let Nos Nothi teem with shotguns, and let corpses fly above the REs across the dampeners of the sky.GÇ¥ So Shotty created the great scouts of Nos Nothi and every shotgun with which Nos Nothi teems and that moves about in it, according to their kinds, and every flying corpse according to its kind. And Shotty saw that it was good. Shotty blessed them and said, GÇ£Be fruitful and increase in number and fill the true scouts in Nos Nothi, and let the corpses increase on the REs.GÇ¥ And there was scout, and there was nova knifeGÇöthe fifth Minja.

And Shotty said, GÇ£Let the REs produce tanks according to their kinds: the blaster Somas, the LAVs that move along the REs, and the wild Sicas, each according to its kind.GÇ¥ And it was so. Shotty made the Sicas according to their kinds, the blaster Somas according to their kinds, and all the LAVs that move along the REs according to their kinds. And Shotty saw that it was good.

Then Shotty said, GÇ£Let us make Scout Registry in our image, in our likeness, so that they may rule over the shotguns in Nos Nothi and the corpses in the sky, over the Blaster Somas and all the Sicas, and over all the LAVs that move along the ground.GÇ¥

So Shotty created Scout Registry in his own image,
in the image of Shotty he created it;
Spoof and Minja he created them.

Shotty blessed them and said to them, GÇ£Be fruitful and increase in number; fill the REs and subdue it. Rule over the shotguns in Nos Nothi and the corpses in the sky and over every vehicle that moves on the ground.GÇ¥

Then Shotty said, GÇ£I give you every tear-bearing heavy on the face of the whole RE and every slayer logi that has tears with QQ in it. They will be yours for food. And to all the tryhards of the earth and all the corpses in the sky and all the vehicles that move along the groundGÇöeverything that has the breath of life in itGÇöI give every tear for food.GÇ¥ And it was so.

Shotty saw all that he had made, and it was very good. And there was scout, and there was nova knifeGÇöthe sixth Minja.

Thus the tourists and the true scouts were completed in all their vast array.

By the seventh Minja Shotty had finished the work he had been doing; so on the seventh Minja he rested from all his work. Then Shotty blessed the seventh Minja, named Cyrius Li-Moody and made it holy, because on it he rested from all the work of creating that he had done.

And while Shotty rested the FotM brigade arrived.